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Monday, February 18, 2013

"E. Bernard Jordan: Luciferian Prophet & Devilish Doctrines!"

“A thief has no rights in the Kingdom of God!” (John 10:10-11; source for quote)
            The people of God have got to wake up at some point and recognize these charlatans for what they are don’t they? Christians are so desperate to please their leaders; they will do ANYTHING to enter into their favor and grace.  Don’t be believe me? Please keep reading!  I read just yesterday in a periodical about a Brazilian pastor, Valdeci Sobrino Picanto, who convinced several of his followers to do the unthinkable.  Just when you think you’ve heard it all; check this out:
            “This Luciferian pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk”. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”. He has convinced us that God could only come into our lives through our mouths and that’s why he would do what he did. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation”. This is the testimony of one of his victims!
            I have to say this without apology, “What kind of moron would believe this crap?” Are you serious? This is so incredible…for me to be speechless is remarkable, but this right here takes the cake! Let’s move on.
            There are far too many examples of sexual perversion, homosexuality, rape, incest, bestiality and pedophilia being conducted within the confines of the IC to mention; but every now and then, an exceptional act of wickedness surfaces that cannot be ignored. To this point, enter the infamous Master Prophet and “snake oil” salesman E. Bernard Jordan of NY. His brand of magic is something special to behold. Between his devilish doctrine, celebrity endorsements and trinkets for sale, he has amassed a huge fortune on the backs of the poor and those otherwise afflicted.  In short, he is a “fraud” of epic proportions!
            He is a thief and he has no rights in the KOG. He has employed the “prophetic word for cash” scheme and seduces people with his cunning words and smooth transitions that keep the hopeless grasping for straws and chasing their proverbial tails! This modern day “Mr. Haney” (from the popular ‘60’s TV comedy “Green Acres”) rules the roost with an entourage of equally vile associates he calls his “prophetic network.” This band of thieves assembles around a crescent shaped table during each show and spews out lie after lie about what they see and know about their various “victims.” 
            Now you can “get a reading” but it’s gonna cost you! Depending upon how much you want to pay, you can receive anything from a “touch” to an actual “conversation” with one of your loved ones who have gone home to glory!  It goes something like this,
            “I am sorry, could you speak up a little bit! (Jordan motions to his co-hosts to quiet down so he can hear the Holy Spirit speak to him). Oh, okay I got! The Holy Spirit just told me that there is a $1000 anointing in the airways now for a special healing. If you sow $1000 dollars into this ministry, one of our prophets will get on the line with you personally and give you a special reading straight from the throne room of God on how you can receive your healing today! Don’t delay! And if you call within the next five minutes, I will send you my special anointed soap that will activate the power of the Spirit when you bathe. This soap was given to me by the Holy Spirit (by way of China) as a love offering to share with you. Operators are standing by to take your call (and your money).”
            This is foolishness; just plain foolishness! However this is nothing new. In the New Testament, the Apostle Paul encountered various forms of divination and at the height of its popularity he was once beaten for rebuking a psychic and summarily thrown in jail (Acts 16:16-24). However, I always state that, “the counterfeit always shows up before the original.” Let’s first examine what a healthy, God ordained prophet looks like and contrast that with a “spiritual litmus test” against the existing paradigm of the “Master Prophet” and his psychic network.

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